Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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