super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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