he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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