and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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