just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
