I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Rumble strips road head = magical
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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