he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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