Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
