We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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