you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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