guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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