If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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