i wish there were pregnant emoticons
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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