I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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