i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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