i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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