You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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