So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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