I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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