you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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