yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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