get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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