I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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