it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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