Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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