Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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