I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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