Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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