Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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