Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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