So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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