Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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