if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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