People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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