matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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