eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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