you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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