she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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