The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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