She went from zero to smokin in five shots
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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