In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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