Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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