the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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