News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Are we still banned from the library?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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