4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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