The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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