Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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