Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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