I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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