I love black thongs
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
All I want is dick and wine.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
