ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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