I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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