So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
