Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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