Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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